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FAQ

We provide a Shite service. Our "Manurelings" or Junior Customer Service people are trained in our own Shite way of doing things. If for some reason they cannot answer your questions or this FAQ doesn't address then you can talk to a more experienced manager or "Shithead".

How do I place an order?

Simply click Shop and place your shitty order.

Payment and Shipping

Payment is made through Google. We don't accept paypal as that is real shite.

We reserve the right to substitute an equal or better product as each piece is an original.

As much as people have compared us to them we are not MacDonalds.. We are not. We are Artisans. Each piece is carefully squeezed out to form a unique sculpture.

Secure ordering & payment options

If you can't trust Google checkout then you are shit out of luck.

Returns & refunds

We provide a shite service. You pays your money and we deliver Shite.

There are no refunds and we reserve the right to substitute other shit as necessary.