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Our Story

We are a family owned and run business since the American Civil War. Abraham Lincoln himself used our services. This led to the incident with John Wilkes Booth. Unfortunately, the people at wikipedia keep erasing this historical fact.

Our simple promise to our customers today is the same as it was in Lincoln's time; "We don't just talk Shite. We deliver on our Shite."

Our new state of the art facility is now up and running (pictured right). With these new facilities we should be able to house at least another two dozen Crack heads. A steady diet of Cheese for a week and we will up and running.

 

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